Ace Registered
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Pohler Beargeron
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Player Information
First Name: Lord
Last Name: Farquaads
Position: Left Wing
Handedness: Right
Recruited By:
Player Render: Lord Farquaad
Jersey Number: 55
Height: 5ft 6in
Weight: 165 lbs
Birthplace: Sollentuna, Sweden
Player Attributes
Points Available: 46
Offensive Ratings
Screening: 15
Getting Open: 18
Passing: 16
Puckhandling: 18
Shooting Accuracy: 17
Shooting Range: 10
Offensive Read: 18
Defensive Ratings
Checking: 18
Hitting: 17
Positioning: 15
Stickchecking: 17
Shot Blocking: 12
Faceoffs: 5
Defensive Read: 18
Physical Ratings
Acceleration: 18
Agility: 16
Balance: 18
Speed: 17
Stamina: 17
Strength: 18
Fighting: 5
Mental Ratings
Aggression: 6
Bravery: 11
*Determination: 15
*Team Player: 15
*Leadership: 15
*Temperament: 15
*Professionalism: 15
*Indicates attributes that cannot be edited.
Chevy Registered
PEANUT!
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John Peanut
5'6 is still too tall for him
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Cool guy
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Tiberius Kane
get farquaded
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG
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Gonzo Gobbledygook
Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43
Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55
Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora
Muerto Registered
S15, S16, S24, S34, S38 Challenge Cup Champion
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AT-AT Wøllker
Muerto Registered
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AT-AT Wøllker
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Journey Man
Rise up, manlets
G | S62 | Brick Wall | Great Falls Grizzlies | Montreal Patriotes | Team Czechia
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Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 35
Birthplace: Galway, Ireland
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season
S61 | 58 GP | 28 W | 1667 S | 3.28 GAA | 4 SO | 0.900 SV%
S62 | 51 GP | 27 W | 1428 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.910 SV%
S63 | 49 GP | 31 W | 1147 S | 2.56 GAA | 2 SO | 0.900 SV%
S64 | 37 GP | 15 W | 1223 S | 3.07 GAA | 2 SO | 0.915 SV%
Totals | 195 GP | 101 W | 2.93 GAA | 13 SO | .906 SV%
SMJHL Playoffs
S61 | 12 GP | 5 W | 357 S | 3.50 GAA | 1 SO | 0.895 SV%
S62 | 4 GP | 0 W | 138 S | 3.52 GAA | 0 SO | 0.908 SV%
S63 | 14 GP | 8 W | 312 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.894 SV%
Totals | 30 GP | 13 W | 3.05 GAA | 2 SO | .897 SV %
WJC Round Robin
S61 | British Isles | 8 GP | 2 W | 234 S | 2.94 GAA | 0 SO | 0.907 SV%
S62 | British Isles | 9 GP | 6 W | 177 S | 2.59 GAA | 0 SO | 0.881 SV%
S63 | British Isles | 12 GP | 3 W | 328 S | 3.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.877 SV%
S64 | UCORCAL | 7 GP | 4 W | 216 S | 2.69 GAA | 2 SO | 0.919 SV%
WJC Knockout Rounds
S61 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 22 S | 1.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.917 SV%
S62 | British Isles | 3 GP | 3 W | 76 S | 0.67 GAA | 1 SO | 0.974 SV%
S63 | British Isles | 1 GP | 0 W | 43 S | 4.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.915 SV%
S64 | UCORCAL | 1 GP | 0 W | 32 S | 3.01 GAA | 0 SO | 0.914 SV%
SHL Regular Season
S64 | 13 GP | 6 W | 390 S | 2.82 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%
S65 | 47 GP | 14 W | 1700 S | 3.63 GAA | 2 SO | 0.914 SV%
S66 | 51 GP | 31 W | 1526 S | 3.09 GAA | 3 SO | 0.908 SV%
S67 | 52 GP | 28 W | 1326 S | 3.21 GAA | 5 SO | 0.896 SV%
S68 | 55 GP | 32 W | 1439 S | 2.93 GAA | 4 SO | 0.901 SV%
S69 | 54 GP | 40 W | 1438 S | 2.59 GAA | 6 SO | 0.911 SV%
S70 | 54 GP | 35 W | 1566 S | 3.02 GAA | 4 SO | 0.906 SV%
S71 | 54 GP | 38 W | 1586 S | 2.78 GAA | 5 SO | 0.914 SV%
S72 | 55 GP | 35 W | 1640 S | 2.96 GAA | 6 SO | 0.910 SV%
Totals | 435 GP | 259 W | 12,611 S | 3.00 GAA | 35 SO | 0.908 SV %
SHL Playoffs
S66 | 6 GP | 2 W | 188 S | 2.77 GAA | 0 SO | 0.913 SV%
S67 | 16 GP | 10 W | 542 S | 2.96 GAA | 1 SO | 0.920 SV%
S68 | 6 GP | 2 W | 209 S | 4.12 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%
S69 | 10 GP | 6 W | 278 S | 2.83 GAA | 0 SO | 0.911 SV%
S70 | 13 GP | 7 W | 388 S | 3.07 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%
S71 | 3 GP | 0 W | 100 S | 4.34 GAA | 0 SO | 0.885 SV%
S72 | 10 GP | 5 W | 343 S | 2.89 GAA | 0 SO | 0.920 SV%
Totals | 64 GP | 32 W | 2,048 S | 3.12 GAA | 1 SO | 0.910 SV%
IIHF Round Robin
S63 | Ireland | 3 GP | 2 W | 55 S | 1.86 GAA | 0 SO | 0.932 SV%
S64 | Czechia | 4 GP | 1 W | 125 S | 4.02 GAA | 0 SO | 0.887 SV%
S65 | Czechia | 12 GP | 7 W | 373 S | 4.10 GAA | 0 SO | 0.888 SV%
S66 | Czechia | 12 GP | 3 W | 360 S | 3.71 GAA | 0 SO | 0.889 SV%
S67 | Czechia | 12 GP | 5 W | 322 S | 2.54 GAA | 1 SO | 0.912 SV%
S68 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 319 S | 2.40 GAA | 1 SO | 0.917 SV%
S69 | Czechia | 12 GP | 6 W | 356 S | 3.34 GAA | 2 SO | 0.899 SV%
S70 | Czechia | 9 GP | 2 W | 194 S | 3.07 GAA | 1 SO | 0.882 SV%
S71 | Czechia |10 GP | 4 W | 254 S | 2.65 GAA | 0 SO | 0.904 SV%
IIHF Knockout Rounds
S65 | Czechia | 2 GP | 1 W | 80 S | 3.00 GAA | 0 SO | 0.930 SV%
S68 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 42 S | 2.64 GAA | 0 SO | 0.933 SV%
S69 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 16 S | 4.06 GAA | 0 SO | 0.800 SV%
S71 | Czechia | 1 GP | 0 W | 25 S | 3.04 GAA | 0 SO | 0.893 SV%
Awards
S62 | WJC Gold Medal - British Isles (player & GM)
S62 | SMJHL All-Star Game
S62 | Nominee - Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated
S62 | Nominee - Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player (nominated by Nevada)
S64 | Nominee - Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S66 | SHL All-Star Game
S66 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S66 | 1st Team All-SHL
S68 | 3rd Team All-SHL
S68 | SHL All-Star Game
S69 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S69 | Nominee - Ron Mexico Award (Most Valuable Player)
S69 | 1st Team All-SHL
S70 | Nominee - John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S70 | 2nd Team All-SHL
S71 | SHL All-Star Game
S71 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S71 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)
S71 | 1st Team All-SHL
S72 | SHL All-Star Game
S72 | John McBride Trophy (Best Goaltender)
S72 | Mike Honcho Trophy (Fewest Goals Allowed)
S72 | 1st Team All-SHL
Team Awards
Great Falls Grizzlies
S61 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S61 | "Boo Boo" Award - Best Rookie
S62 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S63 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S63 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "S63 Parlay Watch"
S64 | "Mama Bear" Award - Best Locker Room Leader
S64 | "Bear Necessities" Award - Best Media Piece - "Pinch me, I'm no longer Irish"
Montreal Patriotes
S64 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S64 | Rising Star Award
S65 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S69 | Golden Poutine Team MVP
S70 | Stan Din'desque Leadership Award
S70 | Golden Poutine Team MVP
RD | S75 | Journey Man | KEL | VAN | SDT | MTL | International FA
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Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 7
Birthplace: Sovereign Citizen, World
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season
S74 - KEL | 66 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 PTS | -26 +/- | 59 BLK | 67 H | 95.5 PDO
S75 - KEL | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -2 +/- | 11 BLK | 0 H | 99.3 PDO
S75 - VAN | 63 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 PTS | -59 +/- | 146 BLK | 99 H | 95.4 PDO
Totals | 133 GP | 10 G | 24 A | 34 PTS | -87 +/- | 216 BLK | 166 H
SMJHL Playoffs
S74 - KEL | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -4 +/- | 4 BLK | 6 H | 97.6 PDO
S75 - VAN | 7 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +4 +/- | 7 BLK | 10 H | 107.0 PDO
Totals | 13 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 PTS | 0 +/- | 11 BLK | 16 H
WJC Round Robin
S73 | ICE | 12 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -3 +/- | 11 BLK | 12 H | 97.7 PDO
S74 | WOR | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | -7 +/- | 23 BLK | 18 H | 94.1 PDO
S75 | WOR | 12 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +4 +/- | 34 BLK | 18 H | 98.0 PDO
Totals | 36 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 PTS | -6 +/- | 68 BLK | 48 H
WJC Knockout Rounds
S73 | ICE | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | 1 +/- | 1 BLK | 2 H | 110.0 PDO
S75 | WOR | 3 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 5 +/- | 1 BLK | 1 H | 111.6 PDO
Totals | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | 6 +/- | 2 BLK | 3 H
Awards
S75 | WJC Silver Medal - World
Team Awards
Kelowna Knights
S74 | Maxim Horvat Award - Top Rookie
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Nash Topalo
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Shawn Pawn
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Hi @"Ace"!
Your total TPE sums to 155 therefore your player is approved!
Because you signed up after the SMJHL playoffs started, you are considered a player of the S65 class (you will be drafted into the SHL in season 65). You will be drafted in the upcoming season 64 SMJHL Entry Draft. Don't forget to claim any Catch-Up TPE!
In the meantime, make sure to review the comprehensive rookie tutorial
here or the new video rookie guide
here and also make your update thread!
Keep an eye on your inbox for a message from the mentors!
Have fun and good luck!
ll Patches The III ll LD ll 900 TPE
Birthplace ll Gothenburg, Sweden
Height: 6"11
Weight: 269 lbs
Number: 66
Malamutes Regular Stats
S65 | 66 GP | 19 G | 29 A | 48 P | 3 | 16 PPP | 71 H | 57 BS
S66 | 66 GP | 9 G | 35 A | 44 P | 8 | 19 PPP | 135 H | 86 BS
S67 | 66 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | 6 | 18 PPP | 116 H | 87 BS
Malamutes Playoff Stats
S65 | 12 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -1 | 1 PPP | 12 H | 26 BS
S66 |7 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | 4 | 1 PPP | 25 H | 8 BS
S67 | 14 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -8 | 3 PPP | 17 H | 18 BS
Oulaws Regular Stats
S64 | 66 GP | 9 G | 32 A | 41 P | +8 | 18 PPP | 59 H | 43 BS
Outlaws Playoff Stats
S64 | 5 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 4 H | 4 BS
Career Stats
302 GP | 58 G | 135 A | 193 P | +38 | 75 PPP | 439 H | 329 BS
ll Big Newff ll Yukon Malamutes ll CO-GM ll
Malamutes Regular Season Record
ll S65 30 - 30 - 6 ll
ll S66 45 - 19 - 2 ll
ll S67 35 - 29 - 2 ll
Malamutes Playoff Record
ll S65 Round 2 Game 5 ll
ll S66 Round 1 Game 7 ll
ll S67 Round 2 Game 7 ll
[pbl]Outlaws Regular Season Record
ll S64 29 - 30 - 7 ll 65 pts ll
Outlaws Playoff Record
ll S64 Round One Lose 5 Games ll
ll Big Newff || LW || Retired ll
Name: Big Newff
Age: 21
Birthplace: St. John's, Canada
Height: 6"0
Weight: 144 lbs
Number: 10
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Career Statistics:
264 GP | 83 G | 85 A | 168 P | +30 | 17 PPP | 503 H | 419 BS
SMJHL Regular Season:
S60 | 66 GP | 16 G | 14 A | 30 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 26 H | 100 BS
S61 | 66 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | +6 | 4 PPP | 18 H | 128 BS
S62 | 66 GP | 27 G | 25 A | 52 P | +16 | 6 PPP | 355 H | 118 BS
S63 | 66 GP | 21 G | 25 A | 46 P | +20 | 2 PPP | 104 H | 73 BS