Originally posted by r1c3bowl22@Feb 18 2016, 06:58 AM

That would give me a hat trick. I'd like to see that, it's been a few seasons since my last one.

do it! but you would still lose the game :ph34r:

Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

The score now sits at a hefty 5-2, with about 15 minutes left to play, or something like that. Math is hard.


Not much happens in the next three minutes, the Dragons have tried to set up a neutral zone trap and everything on their end is just passive right now. Texas, try as they may, can't catch a break. Until! A whistle!

Pederson is apparently tired and not using those feet, and gets a hooking penalty with 11 minutes of game time left! Power play for the Oakland Raiders, I think.

qu'est-ce que c'est le fuck

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qu'est-ce que c'est le fuck

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Faceoff in the Dragons zone, this one is very important. Scramble for the dropped puck...






Anrikkanen wins the draw! Lloren swoops in and absolutely flattens him, taking the puck for himself. Quick series of passes, to several other assorted Renegades to Alexandersen, who dumps it in for some reason, even though they're on the power play.

Another faceoff, this time on the opposite end of the ice. Ref lets go, Anrikkanen has it! He shoots!

But it goes wide of the net!




Palat panics and ices the puck, making it the second time this powerplay that there will be a faceoff in the Texas zone!



Horvat wins the draw, but Palat is on a tear! He dumps the puck in again! This power play seems to just not be clicking!

10:10 of 3rd period - Icing by Simon Palat.
10:11 of 3rd period - Maxim Horvat wins face-off versus Alex Mack in Texas Renegades zone.
10:17 of 3rd period - Icing by Simon Palat. lel

The Dragons PK holds steady, and it's back at even strength.

Horvat wins yet another faceoff, but doesn't give it to Palat this time. A bit of a scuffle, and Horvat emerges with the puck, streaking into the Calgary zone.

He's got a breakaway! Skating at full speed down the middle of the ice, with his hot hands and big nose...














WONG IS POISED TO SAVE BUT IT GOES WIDE ANYWAYS!






By now, the rest of the skaters have caught up, and a mad dash ensues for the puck. After about 30 seconds of constant turnovers from both teams all within the Calgary zone, Kinsler emerges with the puck, and has space to work.

Kinsler shoots!















Zoidberg gets in front of it! Kinsler manages to get the puck back real fast, and fires off another shot!














Wide of the net! It bounces off of the wall, right back onto his stick. This man will not be denied! A wicked wrister, now from close in!

TEXAS IS BACK WITHIN 2!

Texas Renegades , Liam Kinsler 1 (Jed Lloren, Asbjørn Alexandersen) at 13:46

Over the next six minutes, not much else happens. Zoidberg takes a hooking penalty, but the Dragons kill it off, a few dumps in, a few faceoffs, a few weak shots. Just boring, passive hockey.



Calgary stands tall and wins game 5 of the series, taking the 3-2 lead over Texas. Tune in sometime in the near future for game 6. The past five games have all been thrillers, but it could all end come tomorrow. Only one way to find out.



[Also read as 'I'm about to pass out and want to finish this thing'.]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3471471...LF-18Bucky.html

1st period
1. Calgary Dragons , VLAD McZehrl 2 (Randy Randleman, Oferyn Martell) at 4:41
2. Calgary Dragons , Nicholas Pedersen 2 (Sachimo Zoidberg, Alex Mack) at 16:29

Penalties :
Nicholas Pedersen (CAL) for Tripping (Minor) at 9:53, Nicholas Pedersen (CAL) for Interference (Minor) at 19:43
2nd period
3. Texas Renegades , Vladimir Lidstrom 2 (Liam Kinsler, Mikhail Krivokrasov) at 1:36 (PP)
4. Calgary Dragons , Krišs Labsvārds 1 (Esa Anrikkanen, Sachimo Zoidberg) at 17:35
5. Calgary Dragons , Steven Jalopski 1 (Esa Anrikkanen, Jaime Hill) at 18:49
6. Texas Renegades , Jed Lloren 2 (Simon Palat) at 19:17

Penalties :
Nicholas Pedersen (CAL) for High sticking (Minor) at 2:36, Chara Brojled (TEX) for Tripping (Minor) at 7:29, Kaspars Tsizling (TEX) for Hooking (Minor) at 13:05
3rd period
7. Calgary Dragons , Esa Anrikkanen 2 (Steven Jalopski, Sachimo Zoidberg) at 6:09
8. Texas Renegades , Liam Kinsler 1 (Jed Lloren, Asbjørn Alexandersen) at 13:46

Penalties :
Nicholas Pedersen (CAL) for Hooking (Minor) at 9:31, Sachimo Zoidberg (CAL) for Hooking (Minor) at 16:46

3 Stars
1 - Esa Anrikkanen (CAL)
2 - Liam Kinsler (TEX)
3 - Steven Jalopski (CAL)

Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

#doitforgorlab
it'd be pretty funny if Jalopski scores the series winning goal against the renes

Oh, SNAP!

God job, Dragons! Let's get this done for gorlab!

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Michael "Big Game" Boychuk || D || Calgary Dragons
Name: Michael Boychuk
Age: Old
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 23
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SHL Career Statistics || Calgary Dragons
S24 REG: GP: 52, G: 1, A: 13, P: 14, +/-: -5, PIMS: 42, H: 53, SB: 36
S25 REG: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 13, P: 16, +/-: 5, PIMS: 42, H: 49, SB: 30
S26 REG: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 22, P: 23, +/-: 8, PIMS: 58, H: 69, SB: 37
S27 REG: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 24, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 46, H: 54, SB: 31
S28 REG: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 26, P: 32, +/-: -5, PIMS: 10, H: 25, SB: 55
S29 REG: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 28, P: 35, +/-: 10, PIMS: 6, H: 29, SB: 46
S30 REG: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 35, P: 41, +/-: 27, PIMS: 0, H: 26, SB: 54
S31 REG: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 38, P: 46, +/-: 19, PIMS: 6, H: 30, SB: 71
S32 REG: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 24, P: 31, +/-: -1, PIMS: 28, H: 27, SB: 66
S33 REG: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 34, P: 43, +/-: 8, PIMS: 34, H: 78, SB: 69
S34 REG: GP: 50: G: 3, A: 31, P: 34, +/-: -2, PIMS: 50, H: 100, SB: 67
S35 REG: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 36, P: 38, +/-: 24, PIMS: 36, H: 90, SB: 76
S36 REG: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/-: 14, PIMS: 46, H: 68. SB: 56
S37 REG: GP: 50: G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/-: 8, PIMS: 56, H: 139, SB: 84
S38 REG: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 7, PIMS: 52, H: 103, SB: 58
S39 REG: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 28, P: 32, +/-: 21, PIMS: 22, H: 38, SB: 66
S40 REG: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 6, PIMS: 10, H: 32, SB: 55
S41 REG: GP: 50, G: 0, A: 13, P: 13, +/-: -3, PIMS: 6, H: 9, SB: 51
S42 REG: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 13, P: 14, +/-: -2, PIMS: 2, H: 6, SB: 26
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SHL Playoff Statistics || Calgary Dragons
S24 PLF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 3, SB: 4
S25 PLF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -5, PIMS: 2, H: 5, SB: 7
S26 PLF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: +2, PIMS: 2, H: 10, SB: 3
S27 PLF: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 15, SB: 10
S28 PLF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 0, SB: 4
S29 PLF: GP: 19, G: 0, A: 11, P: 11, +/-: +3, PIMS: 0. H: 4, SB: 21
S30 PLF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, PIMS: 0, H: 6, SB: 23
S31 PLF: GP: 6, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 3, SB: 1
S32 PLF: GP: 16, G: 3, A: 9, P: 12, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 14, SB: 16
S33 PLF: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: 1, PIMS: 6, H: 32, SB: 28
S35 PLF: GP: 13, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 5, PIMS: 10, H: 14, SB: 13
S36 PLF: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -10, PIMS: 4, H: 23, SB: 26
S37 PLF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -1, PIMS: 8, H: 19, SB: 14
S38 PLF: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/-: 12, PIMS: 14, H: 19, SB: 31
S39 PLF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -2, PIMS: 0, H: 6, SB: 7
S40 PLF: GP: 19: G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 6, PIMS: 2, H: 11, SB: 28
S41 PLF: GP: 6: G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 8
S42 PLF: GP: 16: G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 3, PIMS: 2, H: 2, SB: 11
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SMJHL Career Statistics || Regina Force
S22 REG: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 18, P: 28, +/-: -5, PIMS: 41, H: 29, SB: 45
S23 REG: GP: 40, G: 12, A: 26, P: 38, +/-: -3, PIMS: 81, H: 74, SB: 42
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S22 PLF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 10
S23 PLF: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, PIMS: 14, H: 9, SB: 8
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Transactions:
Drafted 14th overall by Regina in the S22 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 5th overall by Calgary in the S23 SHL Entry Draft
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Awards:
S27 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S29 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S32 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S40 Challenge Cup (CGY)
S42 Challenge Cup (CGY)

Big win, time to take the series in game 6