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1. Team Canada , Benjamin Wong 1 (Jay McDonald) at 8:49
first ever Canadian Olympic goal
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Quote:Originally posted by KLange@Dec 24 2012, 01:50 AM
LOL, the commentary is awesome. And I win it with the Scorpion Drive Thimble! WOOO!

So you're that asshole that knocked me out....
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I like Buster's commentary more <_<
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Quote:Originally posted by Syckez@Dec 24 2012, 09:41 AM


So you're that asshole that knocked me out....

I suppose I was. B)
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Fuck yeah my dirty wrestler cheating his way to a win lmfao.
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I think Fernando and I would make a great tag team Tongue
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(I mixed up the competitors of the matches. Whoops. Winners are still the same though.)

<div align="center">TEEMU NURMI
And welcome back to SWF Awesome Impact! We're halfway through the first round matches, so let's see what the next one has in store for us!


COLE REINHART
I hear a guy named Meek Mill is in this match... what the hell kind of name is that!?


TEEMU NURMI
Will you stop!?


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ICICLE VS. MEEK MILL VS. THE PUNISHER

Quite arguably the match of the night as all three superstars truly bring it, wanting t advance in the tournament. The beginning sees The Punisher taking advantage of the match, keeping Mill and Icicle down with shots. Eventually the numbers game gets to him though, and Icicle is able to get a forearm shot to the back of Punisher's head. Icicle leaps up and nails a huge enziguri that can be heard around the crowd. The 14 fans gasp as Punisher collapses in pain. Icicle turns his attention to Mill, who was prepared. The two trade blows back and forth but Mill gets the upper-hand and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Mill looks pleased with his work, and turns around AND IS HIT WITH THE FINAL PUNISHMENT FROM THE PUNISHER! It seems Icicle expected this to happen however, as he hops up and grabs The Punisher and throws him over the top rope! Icicle goes for the cover on the potentially unconcious Mill, and Icicle gets the three count and the win!

Winner: Icicle

TEEMU NURMI
Well, Icicle will be moving on to the six-man tag later on tonight. Moving on to the next match, we have a man named Raspberry Razzmatazz. Any opinions on his name, Reinhart?


COLE REINHART
Nope.


TEEMU NURMI
You hate the name Meek Mill, but you have nothing to say about a man named Raspberry...


COLE REINHART
It's a perfectly acceptable name, what's wrong with you?


TEEMU NURMI
Sigh...


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RAZIEL VS. RASPBERRY RAZZMATAZZ VS. SMIRNOV DARK

A match not as good as the prior one, but definitely one that was more funny to the crowd. Raspberry doesn't seem to have much interest other than antagonizing his opponents. The match goes on normally for awhile with Dark hitting a moonsault on Raspberry as well as Raziel locking on the Fallen Angel on Dark before it's broken up by Raspberry. The end of the match sees Raspberry slide out of the ring to instantly lift the ring apron, searching for something under the ring. Raspberry pulls out a red pouch and slides back into the ring. Before the ref can do anything, Raspberry reaches into the bag and throws.... raspberries at Raziel, splashing Raziel's light mask with deep red stains. Referee Bolt seems confused at first but decides to disqualify Raspberry for his actions.

Winner: Raziel

COLE REINHART
A man being disqualified for throwing berries at someone, now I've seen it all.


TEEMU NURMI
You've seen five matches...


COLE REINHART
Shut up. It's time for the next match!


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STEVE TYRUS VS. STUART MINKUS VS. UFO VS. ZACK GAGNON

In the final round one match-up, all of the competitors are doing their best to get the quick win, hoping to save energy for the later matches. Minkus and Tyrus start brawling off to the side in the ring while UFO and Gagnon are on the other side of the ring going at it. UFO eventually takes down Gagnon with a springboard kneestrike before turning his attention to Tyrus and Minkus. UFO charges forward and takes Minkus and Tyrus over the top rope with clotheslines! The three men spill to the outside and are just pulling themselves up when Gagnon charges towards the ropes, leaping over to send himself crashing down on the three. UFO, who seems to have got a lighter part of the hit, crawls back into the ring and he is slowly followed by Gagnon, trying to keep up with his opponent. Gagnon approaches the weakened UFO, but is caught off guard with a small package! Minkus looks to stop the pin attempt but is HELD BACK BY TYRUS!? UFO gets the three count and would be moving on!

Winner: UFO

COLE REINHART
If I would've known this would be our final six, I would've entered the damn tournament! We'll be back after another quick break.
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MORE!!!!!
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Thank you OrbitingDeath! <3
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I used to be a wrestler, then I took a raspberry to the face.
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Quote:Originally posted by Duey722@Dec 24 2012, 09:09 PM
I used to be a wrestler, then I took a raspberry to the face.

:lol:

well done.

Looking forward to donning the gold.
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BOOOO!!!! No one sees the Final Punishment coming, NO ONE!

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I am just gold in the commentary booth.
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Quote:Originally posted by Teztigle@Dec 24 2012, 11:33 PM
I am just gold in the commentary booth.
Almost good as Booker T IMO
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When more, Mr. Toast?
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