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If, 😵 according 🔛🔛 to Kanye West, one good ‼ girl 👩 is worth a 👌⌠thousand bitches, and 💦➕ if, 🅱 according 🔛🔛 to Lil 🚺🅱 Wayne, 🙋♀ bitches come 😩💦 a 😾 dime a 👠dozen, 🌹 does that 💰 mean 💰 one good ðŸ‘🚟 girl is worth ðŸŒðŸ’¸ $8.33? ✊ Well, ✌ $8.35 ✖ in 😛 Canada. In 😩 Thailand, $8.33 ✊ is 😩😈 about 💦💦 275 Baht. 275 Baht will 😜💰 get 👠you a 👌┠skanky hooker in 🔥 a 👠Thai brothel. If ðŸ‘🙄 you ✈🻠want a really good hooker, it'll cost 💸 you 👈 at least 💯🔥 2000 Baht, or ðŸ’💦 about ✨💦 $61.00. So 👅 in ðŸŽðŸ‘ Thailand a 💻🆠good 🌕 woman 👧👱 is 🙠worth $61.00 or 💰 $732 a 😾🅰 dozen. 🌹🌹 Yes. However ðŸ–💯 to 👠further 🔙 this, 😢 according to 2Pac Mo' 🙈🙈 Money= 😮 Mo' 🙈🅱 Bitches If ðŸ‘😂 you ðŸ‘🤙 divide out Mo', 🙈 you 🆠will 📃😜 see 🙈👠that 👨☠money=bitches Therefore, 🎉👠1000 moneys= 💷💷 one 👌😤 good 💘 girl. 💗🻠To 🅱 extrapolate further, 🤔 diving with respect ✔ to "money" 🤑 yields 1 money 💵 = $0.00833 âž• This 👈 changes 💰 everything, 💯 because 🤔✅ money isn't worth 🌠hardly 👄👄 anything. ðŸ»ðŸ‘ True. 😯 A 👌💰 linear 💨💨 relationship ⬅👅 between 🻠money 💵 and ðŸðŸ‘ bitches means 👨😠the 👄🔯 equation relating money 💰💰 to 💦 bitches 👠is 😳😤 in 🔙👉 the form of 💻 y=ax+b, 🔥🤕 where ðŸ¿ðŸ¿ x is 🙈🖠money and y 🅾 is 🙀 bitches. ♀🽠Consulting the ðŸ‘☠Lil Wayne ♀ theorem, 😾 if 🤥👠12 🤓 bitches 👜👜 is worth 💵🌠$0.10, then 😧👋 one bitch ðŸ¿âœ– is 💠$0.0083. 😲╠Therefore 🔥 we 👩😱 know ðŸ¼ðŸ™ˆ that 🚟🅱 the 🙆👠equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold 👀 true and so 👉 must 🔒 12=a(.1)+b. 🤓😎 To ✌👮 find the equation relating money 🤑 to bitches must have "a" and ðŸ†ðŸ’° "b" 💦 values which 👠satisfy the two 💘 previous equations. Since 💦 "Mo'" implies a positive linear 💨💨 relation, we 👩 know 🤔🅱 "a" 💰 must be 📖 positive. I 👉👩 have ðŸ‘🈶 done 😂 the math 🫠for you 👠and 👽🚨 found that 🅱 a=119.96 👌 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To 👶 find ðŸ‘🚪 the 👠number of 💦♂ good 👼💯 girls 👠you get ðŸŒðŸŽ£ from an 💸👹 amount 📉🔢 of ðŸ»ðŸš‹ money, simply 😡😡 divide the 🛣📺 number of 💦 bitches 👅 by ðŸ 1000 (because ☠of 🌈🥜 the Kanye West Theorem). 😾😾 No but ðŸ‘👠biggie said 🿠mo' 🙈🅱 money= 🤑 mo' problems so 💒 money=problems and ðŸ‘😠since mo' 🙈🅱 money 🤑💰 mo' 🅱 bitches, we can 🔫🔫 see 👀👠that 👣 bitches=problems 👧 Well 👀🤷 one â˜â˜ must first consult the "50 👠Cent Law": ðŸ“âš– "Mo' 🙈 Money, Mo' 🅱 Problems". Here ↙ we 👦 see 👀 that ☃ the 👠amount 🔢📉 of 💰💯 money is 💦🔥 proportionate to 💦👆 the â²ðŸ‘ number of 💰💦 problems. Then 😂 one 🼠must factor âŒâŒ one ☠of the basic rules of 💦🻠the ✠"The Carter Theorem" : "I got 🟠99 ♂ problem 👨🻠but a 😯💰 bitch ain't one". ðŸ»ðŸ˜¤ Here we 🚟🃠see that 😠without a âž¡ "bitch" 💠the ðŸ†ðŸŽ average 💰 person 🤞 will 👄👠have ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ exactly 😉 99 problems. Therefore 👠the 👠formula must 😾👠be 👬 applied: (current 😤😤 amount 📉🔢 of money) 💱🤑 (8.33) 🅱 / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current 🤕 amount 📉🔢 of 🎆 money)]bitches = worth of bitch ðŸ©ðŸ’ Unfortunately this ðŸ‘😢 formula only tells 🗣 us the 👠value 💵💵 "a 💰👤 bitch" 😂 which as we 👨 know 👧 is 🔥 only ðŸ¦ðŸ¦ worth one monies Therefore 👉 you must 🔒 apply 😤🤔 [(worth 💵💸 of bitch) ♀ * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 ♂ / 1000 = The ðŸ»ðŸ‘ value 👇 of 🗜💦 a good girl 😠Hope this 📣🤖 helps 🆘 Yeah. 🤷 No. 😧 That's 😯👉 not 🚫🚫 how 🤔 math ✖ works. 👔💦 2pac was ðŸ‘â± merely stating that ðŸ˜ðŸ’€ the 🎊 derivative of ðŸ³ðŸ’¦ Money in terms of 💦 Bitches ðŸ¶â™€ is 💦💦 strictly positive. More-over, he 🙎 skipped a lot of 😎 steps 🚶🚶 in 👠his 🤔 proof 📊📊 and never âŒðŸš« formally published 🤓 the ðŸŽðŸ‘ full version. I 💕 bet you 🅱💦 believed Fermat's margins really were 👌 too small as 💰 well, ðŸ†ðŸ˜‹ right? ✔ Imperial bitches is ðŸ»ðŸ™€ actually a 👌 unit ♂ of 👩💦 weight. An 🤗 imperial bitch is 😇 ~111.1111111112 pounds. Theres 🤙 one fundamental 💑 law ðŸŒâš– of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to 💴 include 😠😠in 🅱 his calculations. 📊 We have 😂 to 😂 follow 👣👣 the 🌌 law ðŸ“âš– of 🌈 "bitches ain't shit" 👌 theorized by 🳠doctor 🥠dre 🅰🅰 himself. âŒðŸš¨ With that ðŸ‘😠principal included we 👨 can 🆠work ðŸ¢ðŸ‘¨ out 🆠that 🆠if 🤷🔎 bitches ðŸ‘🌲 aint shit, 💩👻 and a 🅰🎠good girl ðŸ’👩 is 🌇 worth ðŸŒðŸ’¸ 1,000 bitches, ðŸ‘👧 a 🅰💯 good girl 😠is 👠still 😽📞 not 🙅 worth 💸 shit. 📅🕠You're ☠forgetting that âž¡ Jay-Z published 🤓 his paper 🤓 on 🽠the "Money Ain't A 🔵 Thang" ✂✂ theory. Therefore ðŸ‘👠if ðŸ‘👠bitches 🻠aren't worth shit 👌 then â°âž¡ bitches 👱💋 aren't money 💶💵 and so 😖 therefore 👉🎉 they 👥👧 ARE, 👠in fact, a "Thang". Is ðŸ that the 🕵 transitive property of bitches? ðŸ½ðŸ‘ Is 😤 it 🙅👠possible ðŸ”🔠that for ðŸ†ðŸ† every bitch, there 👌👌 is ðŸ…📅 an 🔥 equal and 🗣 opposite 🔄 good girl? That âš doesn't make 🖌💰 sense 💰 though because ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ kanye said a â°ðŸ‘Œ good 👀👠girl 👩 is 🗓 worth 💸💵 one thousand bitches. The 🗣🼠economics don't 🚫🚫 make sense. ðŸ™ðŸ’° Newton or 🙅 kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply 🤔 their 🻠laws 🚨 to 👠bitches ðŸ•ðŸ‘ I 😎👠think the 👠important ⌠part 🻠here ⛄ is, ðŸ‘🗓 are 😎 we 👨🙋 assuming that 👑 there is 💡💦 1 🔙 good 👌😀 girl 🎮👱 for 🆠every 🦠1000 bitches. ðŸ‘👅 This is 😢😄 a 🙃🼠very 💎 scary 😱😠thought. 1/1000 females 👸☠is 💦💦 a 🤴🔫 good 👌 girl and 💦 the 🚗😂 other 💰 999 are ðŸƒðŸ‘´ bitches. 🽠To 💰🎉 me this would 💠make 📣 my $8.33 a 👌💰 very 😔 good 👠investment. ðŸ”🔠I paid 💸💰 at 💯🆠least ðŸ‘🔥 $3000 for 🌠my wife's ðŸ’👩 wedding 👰 ring. ðŸ’💠Could 🤔 I have ðŸ‘😩 bought 💲💲 360 good 😊🿠girls 👧👧 in stead of 1 ðŸðŸ’ª good ðŸ¸ðŸ™† girl? 👧 B/c ♂😇 I 💰 can't 🔫🛢 help ðŸ’👷 but ðŸ‘👠feel like 👌💟 I 👦 have 😋🚟 overpaid for 👠my 😘 good 🸠girl 💑 according 🔛🔛 to the 👠genius 😠of 👱 Kanye West and Little 👠Weezy F. Baby. 👶 Don't get me ðŸ˜ðŸ’ wrong, 🚫♂ I 😂👀 love 🩠my 💵 good 😂 girl wife, but I feel duped knowing ðŸ’🤔 she ♀👩 may ðŸ have only been 🙂💫 worth 🌠8 bucks 💸 instead 👽👽 of 3000 It actually 👀😜 depends on 🔛 they type ⌨📠of 💦 women. If 😳 it is 🔠a bakers daughter 👩👧 it is 🚋😩 less 👎 since 💦 the sample size 🌟 is 😩 actually 🤔 larger I.E. a 🆠bakers dozen (13) 😠so: 👀 (.10/13)x1000=$7.69 🔟😰 ...0r $9.69 ♓ Canadian (not counting the 🥠maple syrup) 🯠How â“😤 much candy 🬠you 😵 can 🔫💑 buy 💵 for $8.33? We ⌠can 🔠conclude 🎓🎓 that ðŸ˜ðŸ˜§ 1 bitch 😠is 💰 worth ðŸŒðŸ’° approximately â• 0.83c, but ðŸ‘☹ since bitches 💋 are 👠of negative 👠value 👇💵 it's 💋 actually 😬 -0.83c. This means ðŸ˜ðŸ‘¨ that ➕😠in 🆠order ðŸŽðŸ“‘ to 🤔💰 get the correct ✅ positive value 💵💵 of a 🻠good 👀 girl 👧 there ✔ needs to 💦💦 be ðŸâ˜® an 👹😤 exponential factor âŒâŒ involved here. 👇 In ðŸ‘👉 order 📑🤜 to ðŸ‘â™» evaluate the amount of good 🻠girls 🙎☠needed to ♂ offset the 😂 bitches 💋 you use ðŸ‘🎮 the 😫 simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This ðŸ»ðŸ‘ˆ intuitively makes 💢 sense 🎥 when 😤 you 💯👧 think 💠about how the 🚦 more âš± bitches you 👈😤 have around 🔃 you 👆👠the 👌 exponentially higher ✅ value 💵 even 🤤♀ a 🻠single 🚫Ⱡgood girl ♀ has. 👠So when 😩👠B=1000 💦 we get: 🔟🉠G 💰 = -0.0083(1000)2 😊 = $68.89 Interestingly enough, if 🎅 the 🕰🆠entire 🌳 female 🚺🚺 population 👥 of the 👦🚟 US, let's say 🗣🗣 150 million 💯 for 🆠simplicity, were 👠bitches, ♀ the 🔚🤕 worth of 👉🻠one good ðŸ‘💘 girl 👸 would â“😎 then 🿠be $1,550,025,000,000 which ðŸ±ðŸ™Œ is just 🆠over the 🅱 total 💯👌 USD ⎠currently ⌚ in ðŸ‘👠circulation.
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