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> being made fun of for being down to MAN in the finals in your first playoffs ever
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Portland thought they might win LOLOLOL
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Who's making fun? I'm a fan of the rage and I'm happy to see my favorite team winning.
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Alright, third period.
Rage dump the puck into the Portland zone. Harter collects near the net, and passes it off to Malkin. Malkin swings around and launches a homerun pass to Sarantez in the neutral zone.
A quick pass to Banananov streaking into the Rage zone. All alone with Aitokallio!
BIG SAVE.
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Quote: Originally posted by Stamkos Is My Dad @May 29 2017, 08:47 PM
Who's making fun? I'm a fan of the rage and I'm happy to see my favorite team winning.
I'm making fun lol
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Rage bring the puck back into the Admirals zone. Wolker passes to Leclerc.... LECLERC SHOOTS!
BLOCKED BY BANNING!
RETRIEVED BY JOHN WICK... SHOOOTS!
HARTER KICKS IT OUT TO CROSSFIT JESUS. CROSSFIT JESUS SHOOOTS.....
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Quote: Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay @May 29 2017, 05:49 PM
I'm making fun lol
Grats on honesty and 30 thousandth post ^^
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MALKIN BLOCKS! RAZIN GETS THE PUCK, SENDS ANOTHER ONE ON HARTER, BUT HE IS EQUAL TO THE CHALLENGE AND FREEZES THE PUCK.
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Quote: Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay+May 29 2017, 07:46 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (GroupMeIsKindOfOkay @ May 29 2017, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Portland thought they might win LOLOLOL[/b]
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Quote: Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay @May 29 2017, 08:46 PM
Portland thought they might win LOLOLOL
You're on Toronto
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Quote: Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay @May 29 2017, 08:46 PM
Portland thought they might win LOLOLOL
You're on Toronto
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Quote: Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay @May 29 2017, 08:49 PM
I'm making fun lol
Your teams been in the league since creation and hasn't won.
Lol.
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Quote: Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay @May 29 2017, 08:49 PM
I'm making fun lol
Your teams been in the league since creation and hasn't won.
Lol.
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Quote: Originally posted by BANNING @May 29 2017, 08:50 PM
Rage bring the puck back into the Admirals zone.
HARTER KICKS IT OUT TO CROSSFIT JESUS. CROSSFIT JESUS SHOOOTS.....
FINALLY ON THE ICE
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Weight: 217lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 35th Overall by the St.Louis Scarecrows in the S32 SMJHL Draft.
Drafted 43rd Overall by the Manhatten Rage in the S33 SHL Draft.
Signed Entry Level Deal with the Manhatten Rage
Signed a 3 yr/12M Contract extension with the Rage.
IIHF Status changed from Canada to Sweden
Signed a 2yr/15.5M contract with the Jets
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Awards/Milestones:
S33 Micheal Haan Award Winner for Most Dedicated on the Crows
T-5th for most goals in history in a single SMJHL Season. 28 goals (S34)
S34 Challenge Cup Winner with the Rage.
S34 Martucci Award Winner.
S34 Kane Summers and Brady Wingles Award Winner.
S36 SHL All-Rookie Team.
S38 Challenge Cup Winner with the Rage.
S44 Challenge Cup Winner with the Jets.
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SMJHL Season Stats:
S32 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 3 G, 2A, 5 PTS
S33 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 6 G, 14 A, 20 PTS
S34 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 28 G, 28 A, 56 PTS
S35 (STL) SMJHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 24 G, 23 A, 46 PTS
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Total SMJHL Season Stats: GP: 200, 61 G, 67 A, 128 PTS
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S34 (STL) SMJHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 5 G, 5 A, 10 PTS
S35 (STL) SMJHL Playoffs - GP: 7, 2 G, 2 A, 4 PTS
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Total SMJHL Playoff Stats: GP: 20, 7 G, 7 A, 14 PTS
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IIHF Stats:
S35 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 13, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS
S36 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10, 1 G, 3 A, 4 PTS
S37 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 11, 3 G, 1 A, 4 PTS
S38 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS
S39 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 1 G, 4 A, 5 PTS
S40 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 7 A, 11 PTS
S41 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 2 G, 3 A, 5 PTS
S42 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 2 A, 6 PTS
S43 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 2 G, 4 A, 6 PTS
S44 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 3 G, 2 A, 5 PTS
S45 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 10. 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS
S46 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 11. 8 G, 7 A, 15 PTS
S47 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 13. 2 G, 8 A, 10 PTS
S48 (SWE) IIHF Tourney - GP: 15. 10 G, 11 A, 21 PTS
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SHL Season Stats:
S36 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 17 A, 31 PTS
S37 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 19 G, 12 A, 31 PTS
S38 (MAN) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 16 G, 19 A, 35 PTS
S39 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 18 A, 32 PTS
S40 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 12 G, 9 A, 21 PTS
S41 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 17 G, 33 A, 50 PTS
S42 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 14 G, 13 A, 27 PTS
S43 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 26 G, 28 A, 54 PTS
S44 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 19 G, 22 A, 41 PTS
S45 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 16 G, 22 A, 38 PTS
S46 (WKP) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 27 G, 25 A, 52 PTS
S47 (WKP) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 25 G, 36 A, 61 PTS
S48 (WPG) SHL Regular Season - GP: 50, 13 G, 31 A, 44 PTS
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Total SHL Regular Season Stats: GP: 600, G: 232, A: 285, PTS: 517
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S34 (MAN) SHL Playoffs - GP: 3, 0 G, 0 A, 0 PTS
S38 (MAN) SHL Playoffs - GP: 20, 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS
S39 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 3 G, 3 A, 6 PTS
S40 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 14, 6 G, 3 A, 9 PTS
S41 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 13, 4 G, 3 A, 7 PTS
S43 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 17, 6 G, 16 A, 22 PTS
S44 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 18, 8 G, 4 A, 12 PTS
S45 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 4, 0 G, 1 A, 1 PTS
S47 (WKP) SHL Playoffs - GP: 15, 8 G, 8 A, 16 PTS
S48 (WPG) SHL Playoffs - GP: 19, 2 G, 7 A, 9 PTS
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Total SHL Playoff Stats: GP: 136, G: 41, A: 48, PTS: 89
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"Machine Gun" Prince Devitt || D || Knights || Dragons || 1022 TPE
Name: Prince Devitt
Age: 37
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190 lbs
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SMJHL Season Stats:
S48 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 9, PTS: 13
S49 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 34, PTS: 37
S50 (KEL) SMJHL Season: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 34, PTS: 35
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SMJHL Regular Season Total Stats: GP: 150, G: 8 , A: 78, PTS: 86
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S48 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 6, G: 1, A: 3, PTS: 4
S49 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 14, PTS: 15
S50 (KEL) SMJHL Playoffs: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 4, PTS: 4
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SMJHL Total Playoff Stats: GP: 29, G: 2, A: 21, PTS: 23
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SHL Season Stats:
S51 (CGY) SHL Season: GP: 50, G: 0, A: 10, PTS: 10
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S50 (CGY) SHL Playoffs: GP: 11, G: 0, A: 0, PTS: 0
S51 (CGY) SHL Playoffs: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 4, PTS: 4
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Quote: Originally posted by 701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD+May 29 2017, 08:52 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD @ May 29 2017, 08:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
You're on Toronto[/b]
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Fuck this shit, so sick of being the last member to my fucking cup. [/quote]
Bahahahaha