Originally posted by Allen@Jul 30 2015, 05:29 PM
This is what the Whalers locker room looks like 95% of the time.

And the chatzy

Thanks to Enigmatic and Crutch for the beautiful signatures

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Name: Cynthia Taylor

Age: None of your info!

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 3

------------------------------------------------------------

Transactions:

S24 Drafted 30th Overall by Prince George Firebirds

S24 Signed 1 Year 2 Million dollar deal with Prince George

S25 Drafted 13th Overall by the Toronto North Stars

S25 Signed 3 Years, 3 Million Dollar Deal with the Toronto North Stars

S28 Signed 5 Year Extension with the Toronto North Stars

S32 Signed 1 Year Extension

S33 Signed 1 Year Extension

S34 Signed 1 Year Extension

S35 Signed 1 year Extension

S36 Signed 1 year Extension

S37 Officially retired

-------------------------------------------------------------

SMJHL Stats:

S24: 3 Goals || 13 Assists || 16 Points || -18 || 40 PIMS || 86 HITS || 55 SB

S25: 6 goals || 31 Assists || 37 Points || +8 || 46 PIMS || 49 HITS || 45 SB

S26: 2 Goals || 31 Assists || 33 Points || -14 || 100 PIM || 106 HITS || 55 SB

Total: 152 GP || 3 Seasons || 11 Goals || 75 Assists || 86 Points || -24 || 197 PIMS || 241 HITS || 155 SB
-------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S24: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 1 Assist || 1 Point || -3 ||  8 PIMS || 8 HITS || 7 SB
S25: 6 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 6 PIMS || 11 HITS || 11 SB
S26: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +1 || 12 PIMS || 15 HITS || 7 SB
Total: 3 PLF || 18 GP || 3 Goals || 11 Assists || 14 Points || -6 || 26 PIMS || 34 HITS || 25 SB
-------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Stats:
S27: 2 Goals || 8 Assists || 10 Points || +16 || 77 PIMS || 106 HITS || 46 SB
S28: 1 Goal || 13 Assists || 14 Points || +15 || 50 PIM || 126 HITS || 75 SB
S29: 0 Goal || 11 Assists || 11 Points || -2 || 64 PIMS || 131 HITS || 58 SB
S30: 4 Goals || 18 Assists || 22 Points || +10 || 52 PIMS || 156 HITS || 68 SB
S31: 2 Goals || 28 assists || 30 Points || +6 || 86 PIMS || 211 HITS || 103 SB
S32: 2 Goals || 19 Assists || 21 Points || -15 || 66 PIMS || 162 HITS || 81 SB
S33: 4 Goals || 24 Assists || 28 Points || -2 || 66 PIMS || 167 HITS || 74 SB
S34: 2 Goals || 29 Assists || 31 Points || -7 || 54 PIMS || 153 HITS || 72 SB
S35: 3 Goals || 31 Assists || 34 Points || +3 || 106 PIMS || 177 HITS || 89 SB
S36: 4 Goals || 30 Assists || 34 Points || +5 || 74 PIMS || 184 HITS || 91 SB
S37: 3 Goals || 30 Assists || 33 Points || -9 || 50 PIMS || 155 HITS || 79 SB
Total: 550GP || 27 Goals || 241 Assists || 268 Points || +20 || 750 PIMS || 1728 HITS || 836SB
-------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Playoff Stats:
S27: 9GP || 0 Goals || 3 Assists || 3 Points || +6 || 14 PIMS || 16 HITS || 7SB
S28: 5GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists || 0 Points || -4 || 2 PIMS || 11 HITS || 6SB
S29: 11GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists | 0 Points || -11 || 14 PIMS ||  39 HITS || 18SB
S30: DNQ
S31: Not Accessible
S32: DNQ
S33: 11 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +0 || 10 PIMS || 48 HITS || 16SB
S34: 7 GP || 0 Goals || 5 Assists || 5 Points || -1 || 12 PIMS || 32 HITS || 9SB
S35: 17 GP || 0 Goals || 14 Assists || 14 Points || +6 || 30 PIMS || 80 HITS || 42SB
S36: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 4 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 4 PIMS || 19 HITS || 6SB
S37: 18 GP || 1 Goal || 9 Assists || 10 Points || +2 || 21 PIMS || 72 HITS || 27 SB
Total: 71 GP || 2 Goals || 46 Assists || 48 Points || +7 || 94 PIMS || 300 HITS || 125 SB

Cynthia Taylor || Head GM || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

---------------------------------------------------------------

SHL Regular Season Stats:

S32 || TOR || 18-24-8

S33 || TOR || 22-17-11

S34 || TOR || 25-20-5

S35 || TOR || 28-17-5

S36 || TOR || 26-18-6

Total: 119 - 96 - 35

---------------------------------------------------------------

SHL Playoff Stats.

S32 || TOR || 7-4-0 Lost to NEW

S33 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S34 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S35 || TOR || 12-3-2 Challenge Cup Winners

S36 || TOR || 2-3-1 Lost to NEW

Total: 27 - 18 - 3

---------------------------------------------------------------

Awards:

S35 Challenge Cup

S35 Lance Uppercut Award

Lyndis Vakarian || LW Sniper || 1016 TPE || Toronto North Stars
Name: Lyndis Vakarian
Age: 23
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 18
---------------------------------------------------------------
Transactions:
S37 SMJHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Kelowna Knights
S38 SHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks

S43 Traded to Toronto North Stars
---------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Stats:
S37: 5 Goals || 12 Assists || 17 Points || -2
S38: 19 Goals || 21 Assists || 40 Points || +5
S39: 19 Goals || 17 Assists || 36 Points || +6
S40: 14 Goals || 20 Assists || 34 Points || +3
---------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S37: DNQ
S38: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 1 Assist || 2 Points || +1
S39: 4 GP || 0 Goal || 0 Assist || 0 Points || +0
S40: 10 GP || 3 Goal || 4 Assists || 7 Points || -2
[/size][/color]---------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Stats:
S41: 6 Goals || 8 Assists || 14 Points || -4
S42: 12 Goals || 16 Assists || 28 Points || -1
S43: 14 Goals || 9 Assists || 23 Points || +1
[/size][/color]---------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Playoff Stats:
S41: 12 GP || 3 Goal || 5 Assists || 8 Points || +4
S42: 10 GP || 4 Goal || 0 Assists || 4 Points || +1
S43: DNQ

Originally posted by GCool@Jul 30 2015, 09:30 PM


I see it now.

Look, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. But I'm watching the goddamn game.

Sorry GDrool.

#rekt

Player Page || Update Page

AND HE SCORES!!!!!

:impact:

Burton fires it home to give the Impact the lead!!! What a shot!!

Code:

3. Montreal Impact , Jack Burton 5 (Vladimir Lidstrom, Lord Pretty Flacko) at 3:58

I can vouch for it. This is literally 95% of the Whalers LR discussion.

Originally posted by Falkirk@Jul 30 2015, 08:28 PM
durden i think ur pants might be too long

ur girls hot doe

no hate
xoxoxo

Falkirk I got beef wit you. Get the fuck back here.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ryan Jesster - HoF Goalie (S1-S14)
Proud Calgary Dragon Alumni 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

| |

wooooooooooooooooooo

Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE
Alias: The American Dream
Born: 11/4/2004
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
Birth Place: Austin TX USA
------------------------------------------------------------

SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
------------------------------------------------------------


Transactions:
------------------------------------------------------------
S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada

Awards:
------------------------------------------------------------



Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame
Alias: The Madness
Born: 11/4/2000
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 1
Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1
S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3
S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2
S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1
S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0
S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3
S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2
S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3
S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0
S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4
S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2
S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4
S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9
S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8
S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4
S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3
S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4

------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Playoff Statistics:
S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0
S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1
S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1
S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1
S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2
S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1
S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0
S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1
S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0
S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0
S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0
S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0
S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0
S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1
S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0
S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0
------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0
S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3
S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0
S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3
------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0
S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1
------------------------------------------------------------
IIHF Round Robin Statistics:
S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0
S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0
S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0
S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0
S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0:
S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0:
S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0:
S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0:
S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1:
S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0:
S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1:
S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0:
S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0:
S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0:
S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0:
S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0:
S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0:
------------------------------------------------------------
IIHF Medal Round Statistics:
S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0
S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1
S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0
S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0
S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0
------------------------------------------------------------



Transactions:
S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights
S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons
S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd  
------------------------------------------------------------

Awards:
S40 SWE: WJC Cup
S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup
S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup
S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup
S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination
S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination
S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team
S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination
S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star
S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S48 SWE: Gold Medal
S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender
S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star
S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S50 Cal: Challenge Cup
S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee
S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star
S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender
S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender
S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star
S56 Cal: McBride Nomination
S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award
S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star



Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame
Alias: Vliddy
Born: 11/4/1993
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 5
Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68
S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81
S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75
S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59
S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67
S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74
S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78
S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67
S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73
S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81
S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55
S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38
S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42
S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73
S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73
S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79
------------------------------------------------------------
Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083
------------------------------------------------------------

SHL Playoff Statistics:
S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11
S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11
S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09
S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08
S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11
S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10
S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20
S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10
S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16
S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03
S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10
------------------------------------------------------------
Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119
------------------------------------------------------------

SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45
S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27
S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60
------------------------------------------------------------
Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132
------------------------------------------------------------

SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11
S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03
S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14
------------------------------------------------------------
Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28
------------------------------------------------------------

IIHF Statistics:
S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02
S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09
S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16
S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14
S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17
S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21
S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12
S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12
S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06
S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23
S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16
S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12
S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14
S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08
S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12
S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11
S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18
S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13
------------------------------------------------------------
Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236
------------------------------------------------------------


Transactions:
S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact
S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades

------------------------------------------------------------

Awards:
S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award
S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award
S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award
S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award
S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain
S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award
S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team
S26 Tex: Alternate Captain
S27 Tex: Alternate Captain
S28 Tex: Alternate Captain
S27 Swe: Silver Medal
S28 Swe: Gold Medal
S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame
S29 Tex: Alternate Captain
S29 Swe: Gold Medal
S30 Tex: Alternate Captain
S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist
S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star
S31 Tex: Alternate Captain
S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star
S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star
S33 Tex: Captain
S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star
S34 Tex: Captain
S35 Swe: Silver Medal
S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner
S39 Tex: Alternate Captain
S40 Tex: Alternate Captain

Originally posted by Allen@Jul 31 2015, 02:23 AM

Don't mind me. Just need to uh, head to the bathroom for a few minutes.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm so glad someone said something before I did. #saved

Originally posted by carousel182@Jul 30 2015, 09:31 PM


AND HE SCORES!!!!!

      :impact:     

Burton fires it home to give the Impact the lead!!! What a shot!!

Code:

3. Montreal Impact , Jack Burton 5 (Vladimir Lidstrom, Lord Pretty Flacko) at 3:58

Damnit! Wrong team to score!

Update Page |  | | Player Page


Jack Durden:

Season 24 - *4 Star Cup Champions - Vancouver Whalers*
Season 36 - *Challenge Cup Champions - Texas Renegades*
Season 36 - *Anton Razov Trophy Winner - Playoff MVP - Texas Renegades*
Season 41 - *IIHF Gold Medalist - Team United Kingdom*
Season 41 - *Triple Gold Member*
**Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame**
**Texas Renegades Hall of Fame**
**Hall of Fame Member**

Burton you sexy mother fucker!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ryan Jesster - HoF Goalie (S1-S14)
Proud Calgary Dragon Alumni 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

| |

Well shit

Thanks to Enigmatic and Crutch for the beautiful signatures

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Name: Cynthia Taylor

Age: None of your info!

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 3

------------------------------------------------------------

Transactions:

S24 Drafted 30th Overall by Prince George Firebirds

S24 Signed 1 Year 2 Million dollar deal with Prince George

S25 Drafted 13th Overall by the Toronto North Stars

S25 Signed 3 Years, 3 Million Dollar Deal with the Toronto North Stars

S28 Signed 5 Year Extension with the Toronto North Stars

S32 Signed 1 Year Extension

S33 Signed 1 Year Extension

S34 Signed 1 Year Extension

S35 Signed 1 year Extension

S36 Signed 1 year Extension

S37 Officially retired

-------------------------------------------------------------

SMJHL Stats:

S24: 3 Goals || 13 Assists || 16 Points || -18 || 40 PIMS || 86 HITS || 55 SB

S25: 6 goals || 31 Assists || 37 Points || +8 || 46 PIMS || 49 HITS || 45 SB

S26: 2 Goals || 31 Assists || 33 Points || -14 || 100 PIM || 106 HITS || 55 SB

Total: 152 GP || 3 Seasons || 11 Goals || 75 Assists || 86 Points || -24 || 197 PIMS || 241 HITS || 155 SB
-------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S24: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 1 Assist || 1 Point || -3 ||  8 PIMS || 8 HITS || 7 SB
S25: 6 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 6 PIMS || 11 HITS || 11 SB
S26: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +1 || 12 PIMS || 15 HITS || 7 SB
Total: 3 PLF || 18 GP || 3 Goals || 11 Assists || 14 Points || -6 || 26 PIMS || 34 HITS || 25 SB
-------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Stats:
S27: 2 Goals || 8 Assists || 10 Points || +16 || 77 PIMS || 106 HITS || 46 SB
S28: 1 Goal || 13 Assists || 14 Points || +15 || 50 PIM || 126 HITS || 75 SB
S29: 0 Goal || 11 Assists || 11 Points || -2 || 64 PIMS || 131 HITS || 58 SB
S30: 4 Goals || 18 Assists || 22 Points || +10 || 52 PIMS || 156 HITS || 68 SB
S31: 2 Goals || 28 assists || 30 Points || +6 || 86 PIMS || 211 HITS || 103 SB
S32: 2 Goals || 19 Assists || 21 Points || -15 || 66 PIMS || 162 HITS || 81 SB
S33: 4 Goals || 24 Assists || 28 Points || -2 || 66 PIMS || 167 HITS || 74 SB
S34: 2 Goals || 29 Assists || 31 Points || -7 || 54 PIMS || 153 HITS || 72 SB
S35: 3 Goals || 31 Assists || 34 Points || +3 || 106 PIMS || 177 HITS || 89 SB
S36: 4 Goals || 30 Assists || 34 Points || +5 || 74 PIMS || 184 HITS || 91 SB
S37: 3 Goals || 30 Assists || 33 Points || -9 || 50 PIMS || 155 HITS || 79 SB
Total: 550GP || 27 Goals || 241 Assists || 268 Points || +20 || 750 PIMS || 1728 HITS || 836SB
-------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Playoff Stats:
S27: 9GP || 0 Goals || 3 Assists || 3 Points || +6 || 14 PIMS || 16 HITS || 7SB
S28: 5GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists || 0 Points || -4 || 2 PIMS || 11 HITS || 6SB
S29: 11GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists | 0 Points || -11 || 14 PIMS ||  39 HITS || 18SB
S30: DNQ
S31: Not Accessible
S32: DNQ
S33: 11 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +0 || 10 PIMS || 48 HITS || 16SB
S34: 7 GP || 0 Goals || 5 Assists || 5 Points || -1 || 12 PIMS || 32 HITS || 9SB
S35: 17 GP || 0 Goals || 14 Assists || 14 Points || +6 || 30 PIMS || 80 HITS || 42SB
S36: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 4 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 4 PIMS || 19 HITS || 6SB
S37: 18 GP || 1 Goal || 9 Assists || 10 Points || +2 || 21 PIMS || 72 HITS || 27 SB
Total: 71 GP || 2 Goals || 46 Assists || 48 Points || +7 || 94 PIMS || 300 HITS || 125 SB

Cynthia Taylor || Head GM || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

---------------------------------------------------------------

SHL Regular Season Stats:

S32 || TOR || 18-24-8

S33 || TOR || 22-17-11

S34 || TOR || 25-20-5

S35 || TOR || 28-17-5

S36 || TOR || 26-18-6

Total: 119 - 96 - 35

---------------------------------------------------------------

SHL Playoff Stats.

S32 || TOR || 7-4-0 Lost to NEW

S33 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S34 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S35 || TOR || 12-3-2 Challenge Cup Winners

S36 || TOR || 2-3-1 Lost to NEW

Total: 27 - 18 - 3

---------------------------------------------------------------

Awards:

S35 Challenge Cup

S35 Lance Uppercut Award

Lyndis Vakarian || LW Sniper || 1016 TPE || Toronto North Stars
Name: Lyndis Vakarian
Age: 23
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 18
---------------------------------------------------------------
Transactions:
S37 SMJHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Kelowna Knights
S38 SHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks

S43 Traded to Toronto North Stars
---------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Stats:
S37: 5 Goals || 12 Assists || 17 Points || -2
S38: 19 Goals || 21 Assists || 40 Points || +5
S39: 19 Goals || 17 Assists || 36 Points || +6
S40: 14 Goals || 20 Assists || 34 Points || +3
---------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S37: DNQ
S38: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 1 Assist || 2 Points || +1
S39: 4 GP || 0 Goal || 0 Assist || 0 Points || +0
S40: 10 GP || 3 Goal || 4 Assists || 7 Points || -2
[/size][/color]---------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Stats:
S41: 6 Goals || 8 Assists || 14 Points || -4
S42: 12 Goals || 16 Assists || 28 Points || -1
S43: 14 Goals || 9 Assists || 23 Points || +1
[/size][/color]---------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Playoff Stats:
S41: 12 GP || 3 Goal || 5 Assists || 8 Points || +4
S42: 10 GP || 4 Goal || 0 Assists || 4 Points || +1
S43: DNQ

A Burton goal celebration:

GoB's Writing Thread

Originally posted by carousel182@Jul 30 2015, 09:31 PM


AND HE SCORES!!!!!

      :impact:     

Burton fires it home to give the Impact the lead!!! What a shot!!

Code:

3. Montreal Impact , Jack Burton 5 (Vladimir Lidstrom, Lord Pretty Flacko) at 3:58

Well, shit.

Player Page || Update Page

Originally posted by GCool@Jul 30 2015, 09:30 PM


I see it now.

Look, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. But I'm watching the goddamn game.

You're the man in the back of the bar whose view is slightly obstructed and are annoyed by everyone talking.

:impact: :impact: !! Nice one Burton!

WOOOOOOOOO ATTA BOY BURTON

Originally posted by Cynthia@Jul 30 2015, 09:31 PM

And the chatzy

It wasn't as good as your husband made it out to be...

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^