Originally posted by JR95@Sep 23 2017, 10:44 AM

Is she still relevant tho?

Emotion side b wasn't too long ago

And honestly, as a hipster fuck the less relevant the better

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Three minutes into the first, we've got Eric Pelletier winning a faceoff versus Robert Phelps in his own zone. The puck shuffles back to Ted Glass. Ted Glass tries to clear but Inari Twain is there! Twain dumps the puck after feeling the pressure from Cloud McCarthy and Dwayne Wyder takes some time to coral it.

Wyder slides the puck on over to Yuri Boyka, who dumps it into the Whalers zone and the forecheck is on. Robert Phelps has his head down momentarily, panics and the puck goes to

TED GLASS!

Ted Glass has an opportunity, will he take it?

go platoons

Austin Roenick | RW | TPE: 1570 Jersey #58 Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 lbs Player Type: Sniper Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments S46 SMJHL Draft: 11th overall S47 SHL Draft: 13th overall

Leafer Rielly | RW | WKP | TPE: 1750 | Retired Jersey #85 Height: 6'0" Weight: 190 lbs Player Type: Playmaker Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:2   | A:0   | P:2  | ±:-1   | PIM: 5 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:10 | A:19 | P:29 | ±:16 | PIM: 12 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:15 | P:30 | ±:4 | PIM: 6 S34 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:27 | A:39 | P:65 | ±:20| PIM: 10 Total | GP: 200 | G: 54 | A: 73 | P: 127 | ±: 39 -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0   | ±: -1| PIM: 0 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10| G: 3| A: 0 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 4 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (Finals) | GP: 20 | G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| ±: -4| PIM: 8 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (1st round) | GP: 6 | G: 4| A: 3| P: 7| ±: 5| PIM: 7 Total | GP: 46 | G: 13 | A: 10 | P: 23 | ±: -3 -------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | ±: -4 | PIM: 6 S36 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | ±: 2 | PIM: 8 S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 1| I P: 30 | ±: 3 | PIM: 8 S38 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 3 | P: 40 | ±: 15 | PIM: 17 S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 31 | P: 46 | ±: 5 | PIM: 45 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | ±: 1 | PIM: 40 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: Total | GP: 300 | G: 74 | A: 127 | P: 201 | ±: +22 -------------------------------------------- S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | ±: -1 | PIM: 0 S36 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | ±: -1 | PIM: 4 S38 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | ±: -5 | PIM: 0 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 6 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM: Total | GP: 27 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | ±: -10 -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: WINNINGEST PLAYER IN SHL HISTORY x3 Challenge Cup Champion x2 Four-Star Cup Champion x4 IIHF Gold Silver Medal x2 Bronze Medal x3 SMJHLFS Champion

TED GLASS GETS PICKED OFF BY INARI TWAIN!

Twain has been a defensive stud through these first few minutes, but the Raiders look to keep up the pressure. Fletcher Carric comes onto the ice and the puck finds his stick after a Twain dump in. Carric stops, looks, he sees a lot of traffic as he enters the Whalers zone. He Winds up

HE GETS THE SHOT OFF!

HERCULES ROCKAFELLER GETS HIS STICK ON IT! IT'S GOING RIGHT TOWARDS THE NET FROM THE HIGH SLOT!

Murray is OUT OF POSITION!

o shit

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Jack Tanner -- Offensive Defenseman -- MTL & SF -- 1250 TPE 5'11", 210lbs, #37 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S36 -- 50 GP | 21:01 TOI/G | 8 G 19 A | 86 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 28 PIM S37 -- 50 GP | 21:10 TOI/G | 7 G 28 A | 111 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 36 PIM S38 -- 50 GP | 19:10 TOI/G | 19 G 20 A | 160 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 25 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics S37 -- 17 GP | 21:45 TOI/G | 4 G 10 A | 36 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM | GWG G3 v Halifax S38 -- 13 GP | 19:48 TOI/G | 6 G 6 A | 58 SOG | 0-1-0 Fights| 9 PIM | Hat Trick & GWG G3 v PGF, GTG G6 v PGF ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S39 -- 50 GP | 22:44 TOI/G | 9 G 22 A | 77 SOG | No Fights | 4 PIM S40 -- 50 GP | 24:01 TOI/G | 7 G 24 A | 88 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM S41 -- 50 GP | 24:31 TOI/G | 16 G 30 A | 135 SOG | 0-0-6 Fights | 34 PIM S42 -- 50 GP | 24:24 TOI/G | 8 G 30 A | 111 SOG | 2-1-3 Fights | 30 PIM S43 -- 50 GP | 25:24 TOI/G | 17 G 31 A | 154 SOG | 301 iCF | 1-0-1 Fights | 24 PIM S44 -- 50 GP | 21:59 TOI/G | 12 G 22 A | 111 SOG | 229 iCF | 2-0-1 Fights | 53 PIM ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics N/A ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Career Statistics S36 -- 11 GP | 5:33 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 0 SOG | 0 PIM S37 -- 13 GP | 14:49 TOI/G | 1G 1A | 5 SOG | 0 PIM S38 -- 10 GP | 13:57 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 7 SOG | 0 PIM S38 WJC -- 7 GP | 22:26 TOI/G | 1G 2A | 11 SOG | 0 PIM S39 -- 13 GP | 16:58 TOI/G | 2G 5A | 16 SOG | 2 PIM S40 -- 11 GP | 21:54 TOI/G | 4G 7A | 21 SOG | 2 PIM S41 --  13 GP | 22:05 TOI/G | 3G 5A | 24 SOG | 2 PIM S42 -- 13 GP | 23:14 TOI/G | 1G 12A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 0 PIM | GWG in Final v Canada ~Gold Medal~ S43 -- 13 GP | 23:23 TOI/G | 4G 2A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 2 PIM ~Gold Medal~ ------------------------------------------------------------ Notes: Drafted #6 Overall in S36 SMJHL Draft (MTL) S36: RIGHTFUL Esa Anrikkanen Winner Drafted #2 Overall in S37 SHL Draft (POR) S38: Hat Trick G3 vs Prince George S39: Led rookies in scoring S39: All-Rookie Team (only unanimous) S42: 1st Star & GWG in IIHF Final S42: Gold Medal with Team Ireland S43: Gold Medal with Team Ireland S44: Gold Medal with Team Ireland S45: Gordie Howe Hat Trick vs Manhattan Rage: Game 177 - 2 goals, 1 assist, and beat up Clint Eastwood. 5/18 career PS%



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But Hoid Wit is there to save the day! Sacrificing the body and the Whalers hold off the first scoring chance of this game!

After some sloppy play by both teams, we reach 11 minutes into the First Period.

FourFour Jr. goes behind his net to retrieve the puck and give it to Tomas Toothsome. Toothsome is looking to send this puck to hollywood as Pelletier is chomping at the Vancouver blue line. His pass.....



CONNECTS! Pelletier and Wyder all alone!

Odegard back, he needs to do everything he can to keep this puck out of the net. He covers Wyder. Murray is dead focused on Pelletier.

Pelletier fakes a pass, he shoots glove side........

HE MISSES THE NET! WHAT A SHAME!

But what's this? Odegard looks to be wasting no time! He gets the puck and fires it to Lindqvist in the Neutral Zone! Vancouver's now the one with numbers as fortunes have shifted! Lindqvist, Ouellette, and Odjick coming strong as the legs of Villy and Toothsome are heavy and tired!

Lindqvist takes the zone. They look to be taking their time as the Raiders are trying to get men off.

Ouellette gets the puck,

Ouellette back to Lindqvist.

Lindqvist looks, Odjick screens FourFour Jr.

Lindqvist shuffles to Ouellette who takes the ONE TIMER!

It deflects off Odjick's skate and FourFour Jr. has absolutely no chance! The Ref has signaled for a

GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hold on folks, this isn't official yet. The refs are going to take a closer look to see if the move by Odjick was an intentional kicking of the puck.

The SHL rulebook is as follows:

The goal shall not be allowed if the puck has been intentionally kicked with his skate or foot, using a distinct kicking motion, and subsequently enters the net.

The key question is whether or not there was a "DISTINCT KICKING MOTION." The call on the ice was a goal, and unless a DISTINCT KICKING MOTION is evident, the goal will be allowed.