<div align="center">JANUARY 27TH, 2012 ~ CROWNING THE WORLD CHAMPION ~ AWESOME IMPACT 2012

The scene opens up to the roaring SWF crowd of 14 whole people! Awesome Impact is being taped from Mr. Toast's backyard and it seems that everybody is looking forward to some good ol' wrestling action. The camera cuts over to the commentator's booth where we see SWF faithful Buster and Teztify.

TEEMU NURMI
Welcome SWF fans to our first show, Awesome Impact! Tonight we will have a tournament between the 19 men who make up our roster to determine the first ever... SWF WORLD CHAMPION!

COLE REINHART
Boring.

TEEMU NURMI
And I'm here with my ever-enjoyable commentating partner, Teztify. Enough with the introductions though, let's get on to our first round one matchup!


AUBREY PORTLAND VS. BENJAMIN WONG VS. CANADIAN DRAGON

SWF's very first match kicks off on a high note with three men going back and forth in a great battle. Portland makes jokes at the crowd with every given opportunity and seems to have everyone against him from the get go. Canadian Dragon almost wins the match when he hits the 450 splash on Benjamin Wong, but before CanDrag can get the pin it's broken up by Portland. CanDrag hops up looking to take Portland down, but Portland ducks under a quick clothesline attempt and turns CanDrag around and nails the Canadian Powerbomb! Portland covers for the three count and he is moving on!

Winner: Aubrey Portland

TEEMU NURMI
Aubrey Portland the first to move on. Sadly it seems that Canadian Dragon nor Benjamin Wong will walk out with a World Title tonight.

COLE REINHART
I would've been embarrassed if someone who puts a god damn flag on his face would've been our world champion.

TEEMU NURMI
Moving on, we have another round one matchup...


CHICO SALMON VS. CZID VAAR VS. DIOS GUERRA

With the second match of the night, it seems that the competitors had an intent of making the other match look like... well, crap. Vaar and Guerra are getting under each other's skins by stopping pin attempts and just giving each other a tough time. Chico Salmon is trying to keep up with his heavy and precise punches but it just isn't enough to keep up with Vaar's or Guerra's speed. Chico is taken out of the match when he is hit with a springboard crossbody from Guerra. Chico is winded on the outside so that leaves Vaar and Guerra. The two go back and forth for quite some time before Vaar gets the upperhand with a Russian Legsweep. Vaar follows up with the Scorpion Drive Thimble and quickly pins Guerra, moving on to the next round.

Winner: Czid Vaar

COLE REINHART
Now this is someone I could get behind.

TEEMU NURMI
We have to give credit where it is due however, Guerra was so close in that bout!

COLE REINHART
Bah! Don't try to give the credit to the loser, Nurmi.


DRAKE VS. GIBBY VS. HARAN AL-SISTANI

[i]The SWF crowd seems to be against Sistani from the get go, but that doesn't stop him from dominating the match. Gibby and Drake try their best to get into this match, but Sistani is doing his best to cheat his way out of most situations. Highlights include poking Gibby in the eyes just as he goes for the Gibby Punch. The match continues on with Gibby and Drake decided to team up against Sistani. Gibby charges forward looking for a clothesline but Sistani sidesteps out of the way at the last moment and Gibby takes out referee Spangle by accident! Sistani wastes no time and takes out a pair of brass knuckles he was hiding in his trunks! He catches Drake with a shot to the back of the head before tossing him out of the ring. Sistani then turns around and clobbers Gibby with a shot then tosses the brass knucks to the outside of the ring. Sistani stirs the referee out of his daze and covers Gibby for the slow three count.

Winner: Haran Al-Sistani

TEEMU NURMI
Haran steals one here. And with that, we'll be back after these sponsor messages!

(OOC: Too sleepy to finish it all tonight, so enjoy part one of two!
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