Maximilian Wächter

Alexander Wachter, RW, S51
Carolina Kraken - Texas Renegades - Winnipeg Aurora 
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Alfons Ackermann, draftee

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geronimo otto

           

Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43


Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55


Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora

Daddy Mack kelowna

First SHL goal on first SHL shot in first SHL game.

                  Mack Daddy - Calgary Dragons - Forward
Signed DFA contract with Colorado Raptors to finish S53
Drafted by the Colorado Raptors in S54 Draft - Round 3, 24
Drafted by the Calgary Dragons in S55 Draft - Round 2, 30
S55 WJC Gold Medal Championship
S56 SMJHL All-Star Game Winner
Called up to the Calgary Dragons to start S57
Scored 1st SHL Goal On First SHL Shot in First SHL Game

Troy McClure Next Draft Class

Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever!
Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!!

S74 - Troy McClure IIII
Late To Draft - Signed by Regina Elk
Drafted 18th overall in SHL Draft to New England Wolfpack






S42-Troy McClure III- D-Retired
Undrafted Signing-S41
S43-S52 SHL Totals: 500 games played 32 goals 189 assists 891 hits 10227 minutes
S41-S42 SMJHL Totals: 100 games played 10 goals 52 assists 187 hits 1818 minutes
S41-S52 Czechia Totals: 124 games played 12 goals 42 assists 230 hits 2468 minutes




Awards
S41 WJC Gold Medal Champion Co-GM!!
S42 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner
S42 Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner
 S44 Champion Cup Champion - Winnipeg Jets
S53 Champion Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks

Sven Brokstad

If I didnt have a Canadian flag as a tattoo, I would have gotten shit kicked by 5 people in Switzerland. They accused me of being an American and were about to pound me good until I showed them my tatty. As soon as they seen it, they apologized and walked away.

True story

Rookie Dan Dan, flailing in a corner for coins

K, joe

Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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Ti-Guy

Justice

Ty Justice || D || Former Lethbridge Lions Co-GM || S30 - S42
Name: Ty Justice
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 42
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Regular Season Statistics
(S29) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 70 | SB: 40
(S30) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/- = +4 | Hits: 95 | SB: 39

(S31) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 29 | SB: 20
(S32) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 15 | P: 19 | +/- = +7 | Hits: 58 | SB: 24
(S33) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | +/- = +20 | Hits: 97 | SB: 36
(S34) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 118 | SB: 33
(S35) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 106 | SB: 48
(S36) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +6 | Hits: 85 | SB: 87
(S37) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/- = 21 | Hits: 89 | SB: 59
(S38) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14 | +/- = -10 | Hits: 95 | SB: 60
(S39) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 10 | P: 14 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 59 | SB: 59
(S40) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 81 | SB: 58
(S41) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/- = -14 | Hits: 114 | SB: 70
(S42) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/- = -4 | Hits: 139 | SB: 57

Career SHL Totals: GP: 600 | G: 40 | A: 151 | P: 191
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Playoff Statistics
(S29) - [KEL] GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 18 | SB: 11
(S30) - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = +2 | Hits: 18 | SB: 5

(S31) - [WKP] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 6 | SB: 3
(S32) - [WKP] GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/- = +1 | Hits: 8 | SB: 4
(S33) - [WKP] GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = -5 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1
(S34) - [WKP] Did Not Qualify
(S35) - [WKP] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P:: 2 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 14 | SB: 5
(S36) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 15 | SB: 12
(S37) - [SEA] GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = -3 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15
(S38) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/- = -6 | Hits: 11 | SB: 16
(S39) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify
(S40) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 6 | SB: 8
(S41) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify
(S42) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8

Career SHL Totals: GP: 60 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14
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Transactions and Accomplishments
[S29] Drafted 1st overall by the Kelowna Knights
[S29] Signed 1 year, 2 million dollar deal with the Kelowna Knights
[S30] Drafted 3rd overall by the West Kendall Platoon
[S30] Signed 2 year, 7 million dollar deal with the West Kendall Platoon
[S30] Named alternate captain of the Kelowna Knights
[S31] Signed 3 year, 9 million dollar extension with the West Kendall Platoon
[S42] Retired with the Texas Renegades (TPE Peak 985)
[S45] Named Co-GM of the Lethbridge Lions

Vladislav Konstantin || RW || Texas Renegades || ∞ TPE || S43 - S53
Name: Vladislav Konstantin
Age: 21
Height: 6'1
Weight: 210
Number: 96
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Regular Season Statistics
[S42] - [DET/KEL] GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/- = -4 | Shots: 88 | Shot %: %9.09
[S43] - [KEL] GP: 47 | G: 30 | A: 29 | P:59 | +/- = +6 | Shots: 187 | Shot %: %16.04
[S44] - [KEL] GP: 45 | G: 27 | A: 29 | P:56 | +/- = 0 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %17.20
[S45] - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P:46 | +/- = +5 | Shots: 142 | Shot %: %16.20

[S46] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P:18 | +/- = -8 | Shots: 85 | Shot %: %10.59
[S47] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P:28 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 122 | Shot %: %12.30
[S48] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P:26 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 114 | Shot %: %9.65
[S49] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P:19 | +/- = -12 | Shots: 159 | Shot %: %4.40
[S50] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 15 | P:32 | +/- = -20 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %10.83
[S51] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P:21 | +/- = -14 | Shots: 99 | Shot %: %11.11
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Playoff Statistics
[S42] - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09
[S43] - [KEL] GP: 6 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 21 | Shot %:28.57
[S44] - [KEL] DNQ
[S45] - [KEL] GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09

[S46] - [TEX] DNQ
[S47] - [TEX] GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P:6 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 36 | Shot %: %11.11
[S48] - [TEX] DNQ
[S49] - [TEX] DNQ
[S50] - [TEX] DNQ
[S49] - [TEX] DNQ
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Transactions and Accomplishments
[S42] - Drafted by the Detroit Falcons 52nd Overall
[S42] - Traded to Kelowna Knights
[S42] - Won SMJHL Championship with Kelowna Knights
[S43] - Drafted by the Texas Renegades 34th Overall
[S43] - Signed 3 year 3 million dollar deal with the Texas Renegades
[S43] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season]
[S43] - Elias Armia Trophy Winner [SMJHL Commissioner MVP Pick]
[S43] - Raymond Lindsay Trophy Winner [MVP Voted by the Fans]
[S43] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP]
[S44] - Jared Hanson Trophy Winner [Most Points in an SMJHL Season]
[S44] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season]
[S44] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP]
[S45] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades
[S48] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades
[S52] - RETIRED

Roman Roy || RW || Undrafted || 155 TPE || S73
Name: Roman Roy
Age: 30
Height: 6'1
Weight: 195
Number: 97
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Regular Season Statistics
[S72] - [NL] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 26 | P:41 | +/- = +1 | Shots: 151 | Shot %: %9.9
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Playoff Statistics
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Transactions and Accomplishments



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Kirkstone

Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Seattle Argonauts
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


Kit Kirkstone | G | Retired



Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

LPF

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

Strange.