Puck will be dropping in a few minutes!

Originally posted by Cynthia@Jul 31 2015, 01:43 AM

I lived in Germany for a few years too and Russia.

Let me tell you my alcohol tolerance was fucking amazing.
Let me show YOU how to drink like a russian and a german

Invitation accepted! I'll whip up the chips and the gravy

P.S. No Cromwelling while you're here please :ph34r:

Starting lineups for tonight!


Beau Ballard Zack Hoover VLAD McZehrl
Jordan Uptuck Fife Gibbs
Erik Lundqvist

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Evandrus Jesster Chris Welch Buster Killington
Jack Burton Vladimir Lidstrom
Earnest Ciarelli

From what I can tell, poutine is the main reason the anglophones haven't kicked Quebec out of Canada.

That and not wanting to strand the Maritime provinces. (Especially Labrador, since to get there from Newfoundland you have to go through Quebec, if you don't fly)

I'm back and noodled up. Lets go! Fuck da Whalers!

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Ryan Jesster - HoF Goalie (S1-S14)
Proud Calgary Dragon Alumni 
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Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

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Ryan Jesster - HoF Goalie (S1-S14)
Proud Calgary Dragon Alumni 
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Originally posted by Jesster@Jul 30 2015, 04:51 PM
I'm back and noodled up.  Lets go! Fuck da Whalers!

RAMEN AND POUTINE man I gotta go back to canada

Thanks to Enigmatic and Crutch for the beautiful signatures

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Name: Cynthia Taylor

Age: None of your info!

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 3

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Transactions:

S24 Drafted 30th Overall by Prince George Firebirds

S24 Signed 1 Year 2 Million dollar deal with Prince George

S25 Drafted 13th Overall by the Toronto North Stars

S25 Signed 3 Years, 3 Million Dollar Deal with the Toronto North Stars

S28 Signed 5 Year Extension with the Toronto North Stars

S32 Signed 1 Year Extension

S33 Signed 1 Year Extension

S34 Signed 1 Year Extension

S35 Signed 1 year Extension

S36 Signed 1 year Extension

S37 Officially retired

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SMJHL Stats:

S24: 3 Goals || 13 Assists || 16 Points || -18 || 40 PIMS || 86 HITS || 55 SB

S25: 6 goals || 31 Assists || 37 Points || +8 || 46 PIMS || 49 HITS || 45 SB

S26: 2 Goals || 31 Assists || 33 Points || -14 || 100 PIM || 106 HITS || 55 SB

Total: 152 GP || 3 Seasons || 11 Goals || 75 Assists || 86 Points || -24 || 197 PIMS || 241 HITS || 155 SB
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S24: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 1 Assist || 1 Point || -3 ||  8 PIMS || 8 HITS || 7 SB
S25: 6 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 6 PIMS || 11 HITS || 11 SB
S26: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +1 || 12 PIMS || 15 HITS || 7 SB
Total: 3 PLF || 18 GP || 3 Goals || 11 Assists || 14 Points || -6 || 26 PIMS || 34 HITS || 25 SB
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SHL Stats:
S27: 2 Goals || 8 Assists || 10 Points || +16 || 77 PIMS || 106 HITS || 46 SB
S28: 1 Goal || 13 Assists || 14 Points || +15 || 50 PIM || 126 HITS || 75 SB
S29: 0 Goal || 11 Assists || 11 Points || -2 || 64 PIMS || 131 HITS || 58 SB
S30: 4 Goals || 18 Assists || 22 Points || +10 || 52 PIMS || 156 HITS || 68 SB
S31: 2 Goals || 28 assists || 30 Points || +6 || 86 PIMS || 211 HITS || 103 SB
S32: 2 Goals || 19 Assists || 21 Points || -15 || 66 PIMS || 162 HITS || 81 SB
S33: 4 Goals || 24 Assists || 28 Points || -2 || 66 PIMS || 167 HITS || 74 SB
S34: 2 Goals || 29 Assists || 31 Points || -7 || 54 PIMS || 153 HITS || 72 SB
S35: 3 Goals || 31 Assists || 34 Points || +3 || 106 PIMS || 177 HITS || 89 SB
S36: 4 Goals || 30 Assists || 34 Points || +5 || 74 PIMS || 184 HITS || 91 SB
S37: 3 Goals || 30 Assists || 33 Points || -9 || 50 PIMS || 155 HITS || 79 SB
Total: 550GP || 27 Goals || 241 Assists || 268 Points || +20 || 750 PIMS || 1728 HITS || 836SB
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S27: 9GP || 0 Goals || 3 Assists || 3 Points || +6 || 14 PIMS || 16 HITS || 7SB
S28: 5GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists || 0 Points || -4 || 2 PIMS || 11 HITS || 6SB
S29: 11GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists | 0 Points || -11 || 14 PIMS ||  39 HITS || 18SB
S30: DNQ
S31: Not Accessible
S32: DNQ
S33: 11 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +0 || 10 PIMS || 48 HITS || 16SB
S34: 7 GP || 0 Goals || 5 Assists || 5 Points || -1 || 12 PIMS || 32 HITS || 9SB
S35: 17 GP || 0 Goals || 14 Assists || 14 Points || +6 || 30 PIMS || 80 HITS || 42SB
S36: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 4 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 4 PIMS || 19 HITS || 6SB
S37: 18 GP || 1 Goal || 9 Assists || 10 Points || +2 || 21 PIMS || 72 HITS || 27 SB
Total: 71 GP || 2 Goals || 46 Assists || 48 Points || +7 || 94 PIMS || 300 HITS || 125 SB

Cynthia Taylor || Head GM || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

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SHL Regular Season Stats:

S32 || TOR || 18-24-8

S33 || TOR || 22-17-11

S34 || TOR || 25-20-5

S35 || TOR || 28-17-5

S36 || TOR || 26-18-6

Total: 119 - 96 - 35

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SHL Playoff Stats.

S32 || TOR || 7-4-0 Lost to NEW

S33 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S34 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S35 || TOR || 12-3-2 Challenge Cup Winners

S36 || TOR || 2-3-1 Lost to NEW

Total: 27 - 18 - 3

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Awards:

S35 Challenge Cup

S35 Lance Uppercut Award

Lyndis Vakarian || LW Sniper || 1016 TPE || Toronto North Stars
Name: Lyndis Vakarian
Age: 23
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 18
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Transactions:
S37 SMJHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Kelowna Knights
S38 SHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks

S43 Traded to Toronto North Stars
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SMJHL Stats:
S37: 5 Goals || 12 Assists || 17 Points || -2
S38: 19 Goals || 21 Assists || 40 Points || +5
S39: 19 Goals || 17 Assists || 36 Points || +6
S40: 14 Goals || 20 Assists || 34 Points || +3
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S37: DNQ
S38: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 1 Assist || 2 Points || +1
S39: 4 GP || 0 Goal || 0 Assist || 0 Points || +0
S40: 10 GP || 3 Goal || 4 Assists || 7 Points || -2
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S41: 6 Goals || 8 Assists || 14 Points || -4
S42: 12 Goals || 16 Assists || 28 Points || -1
S43: 14 Goals || 9 Assists || 23 Points || +1
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S41: 12 GP || 3 Goal || 5 Assists || 8 Points || +4
S42: 10 GP || 4 Goal || 0 Assists || 4 Points || +1
S43: DNQ

Lets get this game started! Evandrus Jesster wins the opening face-off against Beau Ballard to start the first.

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0:01 of 1st period - Evandrus Jesster wins face-off versus Beau Ballard in neutral zone.

Early on in the first, Evandrus Jesster pushes through the Whalers defense to get himself into a prime scoring position, and shoots...

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0:12 of 1st period - Shot by Evandrus Jesster.

Andrey Barbashev II|| LW || Kelowna Knights || TPE 667
Son of North Star Great Andrey Barbashev
Birthplace: Vienna, Austria
Height: 6'0
Weight: 185
Number: 92
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL S49 Regular Season:
S49 | 50 GP | 6 G | 5 A | 11 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 6 PIM | 36 H
S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | +13 | 7 PPP | 16 PIM | 48 H
S51 | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 6 PPP | 24 PIM | 73 H
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Transactions:
S49:Drafted 32nd Overall by Kelowna
S49:Signed 1yr/$3.0M
S50:Drafted 15th Overall by West Kendall
S49:Signed 3yr/$12.0M
S51:Extended 1yr/$6.0M for S52 with WKP
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Accomplishments:
S49:World Junior Gold Medalist

 

Bowing to the hockey God Jack to blessed thy shot.

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Ryan Jesster - HoF Goalie (S1-S14)
Proud Calgary Dragon Alumni 
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But Lundqvist is there with his glove to stop the puck!! What an early save by the Whalers netminder.

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0:12 of 1st period - Stopped by Erik Lundqvist with a rebound

Originally posted by RaiN@Jul 30 2015, 04:55 PM

Ayyy RaIN havent seen you in a while

Thanks to Enigmatic and Crutch for the beautiful signatures

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Cynthia Taylor || D || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

Name: Cynthia Taylor

Age: None of your info!

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 3

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Transactions:

S24 Drafted 30th Overall by Prince George Firebirds

S24 Signed 1 Year 2 Million dollar deal with Prince George

S25 Drafted 13th Overall by the Toronto North Stars

S25 Signed 3 Years, 3 Million Dollar Deal with the Toronto North Stars

S28 Signed 5 Year Extension with the Toronto North Stars

S32 Signed 1 Year Extension

S33 Signed 1 Year Extension

S34 Signed 1 Year Extension

S35 Signed 1 year Extension

S36 Signed 1 year Extension

S37 Officially retired

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SMJHL Stats:

S24: 3 Goals || 13 Assists || 16 Points || -18 || 40 PIMS || 86 HITS || 55 SB

S25: 6 goals || 31 Assists || 37 Points || +8 || 46 PIMS || 49 HITS || 45 SB

S26: 2 Goals || 31 Assists || 33 Points || -14 || 100 PIM || 106 HITS || 55 SB

Total: 152 GP || 3 Seasons || 11 Goals || 75 Assists || 86 Points || -24 || 197 PIMS || 241 HITS || 155 SB
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S24: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 1 Assist || 1 Point || -3 ||  8 PIMS || 8 HITS || 7 SB
S25: 6 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 6 PIMS || 11 HITS || 11 SB
S26: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +1 || 12 PIMS || 15 HITS || 7 SB
Total: 3 PLF || 18 GP || 3 Goals || 11 Assists || 14 Points || -6 || 26 PIMS || 34 HITS || 25 SB
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SHL Stats:
S27: 2 Goals || 8 Assists || 10 Points || +16 || 77 PIMS || 106 HITS || 46 SB
S28: 1 Goal || 13 Assists || 14 Points || +15 || 50 PIM || 126 HITS || 75 SB
S29: 0 Goal || 11 Assists || 11 Points || -2 || 64 PIMS || 131 HITS || 58 SB
S30: 4 Goals || 18 Assists || 22 Points || +10 || 52 PIMS || 156 HITS || 68 SB
S31: 2 Goals || 28 assists || 30 Points || +6 || 86 PIMS || 211 HITS || 103 SB
S32: 2 Goals || 19 Assists || 21 Points || -15 || 66 PIMS || 162 HITS || 81 SB
S33: 4 Goals || 24 Assists || 28 Points || -2 || 66 PIMS || 167 HITS || 74 SB
S34: 2 Goals || 29 Assists || 31 Points || -7 || 54 PIMS || 153 HITS || 72 SB
S35: 3 Goals || 31 Assists || 34 Points || +3 || 106 PIMS || 177 HITS || 89 SB
S36: 4 Goals || 30 Assists || 34 Points || +5 || 74 PIMS || 184 HITS || 91 SB
S37: 3 Goals || 30 Assists || 33 Points || -9 || 50 PIMS || 155 HITS || 79 SB
Total: 550GP || 27 Goals || 241 Assists || 268 Points || +20 || 750 PIMS || 1728 HITS || 836SB
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S27: 9GP || 0 Goals || 3 Assists || 3 Points || +6 || 14 PIMS || 16 HITS || 7SB
S28: 5GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists || 0 Points || -4 || 2 PIMS || 11 HITS || 6SB
S29: 11GP || 0 Goals || 0 Assists | 0 Points || -11 || 14 PIMS ||  39 HITS || 18SB
S30: DNQ
S31: Not Accessible
S32: DNQ
S33: 11 GP || 1 Goal || 8 Assists || 9 Points || +0 || 10 PIMS || 48 HITS || 16SB
S34: 7 GP || 0 Goals || 5 Assists || 5 Points || -1 || 12 PIMS || 32 HITS || 9SB
S35: 17 GP || 0 Goals || 14 Assists || 14 Points || +6 || 30 PIMS || 80 HITS || 42SB
S36: 6 GP || 0 Goals || 4 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 4 PIMS || 19 HITS || 6SB
S37: 18 GP || 1 Goal || 9 Assists || 10 Points || +2 || 21 PIMS || 72 HITS || 27 SB
Total: 71 GP || 2 Goals || 46 Assists || 48 Points || +7 || 94 PIMS || 300 HITS || 125 SB

Cynthia Taylor || Head GM || RETIRED || Toronto North Stars

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SHL Regular Season Stats:

S32 || TOR || 18-24-8

S33 || TOR || 22-17-11

S34 || TOR || 25-20-5

S35 || TOR || 28-17-5

S36 || TOR || 26-18-6

Total: 119 - 96 - 35

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SHL Playoff Stats.

S32 || TOR || 7-4-0 Lost to NEW

S33 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S34 || TOR || 3-4-0 Lost to NEW

S35 || TOR || 12-3-2 Challenge Cup Winners

S36 || TOR || 2-3-1 Lost to NEW

Total: 27 - 18 - 3

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Awards:

S35 Challenge Cup

S35 Lance Uppercut Award

Lyndis Vakarian || LW Sniper || 1016 TPE || Toronto North Stars
Name: Lyndis Vakarian
Age: 23
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 18
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Transactions:
S37 SMJHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Kelowna Knights
S38 SHL Draft: Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks

S43 Traded to Toronto North Stars
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SMJHL Stats:
S37: 5 Goals || 12 Assists || 17 Points || -2
S38: 19 Goals || 21 Assists || 40 Points || +5
S39: 19 Goals || 17 Assists || 36 Points || +6
S40: 14 Goals || 20 Assists || 34 Points || +3
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S37: DNQ
S38: 6 GP || 1 Goal || 1 Assist || 2 Points || +1
S39: 4 GP || 0 Goal || 0 Assist || 0 Points || +0
S40: 10 GP || 3 Goal || 4 Assists || 7 Points || -2
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S41: 6 Goals || 8 Assists || 14 Points || -4
S42: 12 Goals || 16 Assists || 28 Points || -1
S43: 14 Goals || 9 Assists || 23 Points || +1
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S41: 12 GP || 3 Goal || 5 Assists || 8 Points || +4
S42: 10 GP || 4 Goal || 0 Assists || 4 Points || +1
S43: DNQ